THE
COCKPIT
It turns you on, or off
The TV remote that sets everything in motion. Ergonomic, universal, and perfect as a gift for any occasion that needs to be truly unforgettable.
Wat klanten zeggen
"Cadeau van het jaar. Mijn vriendin wist absoluut niet wat ze zag toen ze het uitpakte — maar daarna wilden we hem nooit meer missen."
"Iedereen moest zo hard lachen. Het vrijgezellenfeest was compleet met dit ding. Écht een aanrader voor iedereen met gevoel voor humor."
"Mijn vriend wist niet wat hij zag. Maar hij gebruikt hem al twee weken elke dag. Snel geleverd, prachtig verpakt — 10/10."
"Perfecte gag voor het vrijgezellenfeest. Het bruidsmeisje schreeuwde het uit. Werkt echt als TV afstandsbediening — dat maakt het nóg beter."
"Werkt écht en ziet er geweldig uit. Ik had hem als grap gekocht maar hij ligt gewoon op de salontafel. Iedereen die op bezoek komt wil er eentje."
"Snel geleverd, mooi verpakt in een luxe doosje. Het was echt een cadeautje om uit te pakken. Geef je er een strik omheen en je bent klaar."
2The product
The story of
the shape
The Joke That Works
A working TV remote control with three functions: on/off, volume up, and volume down. With a design you won't soon forget: the gift that silences the room—and then makes everyone laugh.
Universally Compatible
Works with any TV and any brand, for power and volume. IR range up to 8 meters—more than enough from the couch.
The Perfect Gift
Packaged in a matte black luxury box with a touch of gold. Perfect for birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, anniversaries, and coworkers with a sense of humor.
3Try it
Press the buttons
The Cockpit works on almost any TV. Press the top button and the picture appears. The other two buttons control the volume.
4Order
The Cockpit — Erotic TV Remote Control
The gift everyone remembers.
The Cockpit looks like… exactly what you think. It is a universal TV remote control that handles power and volume.
Really works on your TV
Universal infrared TV remote control. Turns your TV on and off and controls the volume on virtually any TV. Rechargeable via USB-C: fully charged in 1 to 2 hours, no batteries needed.
Delivered as a luxury gift
Comes in a matte black box with a luxury magnetic closure, champagne-coloured satin lining and a window that reveals The Cockpit as soon as you open the lid. Inside there is room for your own personal message. Ready to give, no wrapping needed.
Perfect for
Birthdays, hen and stag parties, Secret Santa, Valentine's Day, or simply to make someone laugh (and blush).
Specifications
Working universal TV remote control (infrared, automatic code search) · power and volume control · ABS core with a soft-touch silicone outer layer · matte black · rechargeable via USB-C (1–2 hours) · 21 cm tall, stands on its own base · luxury magnetic gift box with satin lining · shipped discreetly.
5In real life
The Cockpit in Real Life
6The story
Humour with a
Touch of Class
The Cockpit was born from one conviction: a good joke deserves better craftsmanship. No party-shop plastic, no shouty print on the box. Just an object you leave on the table on purpose.
This is what you give when you really know someone. To the friend who already has everything. To the couple that's rarely surprised. To the bride or groom who needs one last big laugh in their final week of freedom.
It works. Power and volume, on almost any TV and every brand, rechargeable via USB-C. A TV remote control that does its job, but one that never sits unnoticed on the coffee table.
Order Your Cockpit"My girlfriend laughed so hard she almost fell off the couch, but now we use it every day."
— Sarah, Amsterdam
7Specs & FAQ
Everything at a glance
Specifications
| Dimensions | 21.1 cm tall, shaft 4.7 cm, base 7.4 cm |
| Weight | 375 g as delivered (box plus product), TV remote control itself 130 g |
| Control | Universal IR · up to 8 m range |
| Functions | Power · volume up · volume down |
| Compatible with | All TV brands |
| Power supply | Rechargeable via USB-C |
| Material | ABS core with a soft-touch silicone outer layer |
| Warranty | 1 year |
| Contents | The Cockpit + manual |
Frequently asked questions
Is this a real TV remote control or a joke?
Both. It's a working universal IR TV remote control with three functions: power, volume up and volume down. The shape is the joke. The functions are serious.
Does the TV remote control work on almost any TV?
Yes. Universal IR technology, compatible with all major brands (Samsung, LG, Sony, Philips, Panasonic and more). It switches your TV on and off and controls the volume. One-time setup of 30 seconds.
How do I connect it to my TV?
The manual in the box walks you through the full 7-step pairing, including the code table and troubleshooting.
Does it work on smart TVs and streaming devices?
Yes, on all smart TVs that support infrared, which in practice is almost every modern TV. Separate streaming sticks (Apple TV, Chromecast, Fire TV) usually use Bluetooth instead of IR; you'll still need their original remote for those devices.
How long does one charge last?
With daily use, a full charge lasts several weeks. Charging via USB-C takes 1 to 2 hours.
How is the package delivered?
In a neutral, unprinted shipping box with a neutral label. Nobody sees what's inside, not even the courier. Inside, The Cockpit comes neatly packed in its matte black gift box with a golden touch, ready to give.
When will I receive my order?
Your order usually ships within 1 business day. After that, the average delivery time is 1–2 business days. You'll automatically receive a track & trace code by email.
Can I return it?
Yes, within 15 days, provided it's defective or still in its original plastic seal. Email us at info@cockpitremote.com and our customer service will arrange the return address and the rest with you.
Batteries included?
No batteries needed. The Cockpit is rechargeable via USB-C.